Why OUMA Exists

Thank you for being here. This is not an "about me" page—it's what I discovered when I stopped fighting my body and started listening to it.

I have always been an engineer—not just by trade, but by instinct. When something breaks, I don't accept it. I look for the system. The pattern. The solution hiding in plain sight.

Most problems yield to clarity and iteration. But ONE PUZZLE kept winning—no matter how hard I tried, how much willpower I summoned, or how perfect my plan looked on paper.

— Health —

Health is not one problem. It's a whole circus: energy crashes at 3pm, weight that refuses logic, stress eating, workout streaks that end abruptly, plateaus that last forever, and life constantly throwing wrenches into your perfectly laid plans.

I tried everything. Keto. Paleo. IIFYM. Carnivore. Fasts so long I started seeing visions. Every shiny protocol that promised "this time will be different."

And you know what? They worked! For a while. Then the weight came off, partied for a bit, and came back with friends. Every restart got harder. Every failure cut deeper.

But here's the plot twist: I wasn't lazy. I wasn't broken. I was just missing the decoder ring to actually understand what my body was trying to tell me.

— Health is not a motivation problem. It is a systems problem. —

The Missing Piece

We track everything: money, steps, sleep, calories, workouts. We have more data than ever. But nobody connects the dots. Nobody shows you what actually affects what—in your body, on your timeline, with your life getting in the way.

Most health tools tell you what you did. Few show you why it mattered. Or didn't.

So I built the tool I needed. Turns out, others needed it too. (Maybe?)

Welcome to OUMA

OUMA—in German, the sound you make when calling your grandmother. You know, the one who never judges. Who sees you for who you are, not who you "should" be. Who knows that real wisdom isn't about rules—it's about understanding.

Yes, OUMA has diet guidance and workout plans. But here's the magic: it's the intelligence layer that changes everything. Instead of blindly following orders, you finally understand cause and effect in your own body.

What actually makes your weight drop? What tanks your energy? What triggers that 9pm snack attack? You'll see it. No more guessing. No more shame spirals. Just "oh, THAT'S why that happened."

And once you see the pattern? The struggle stops. Instead of forcing yourself to stick to another diet you'll inevitably break, you start making choices that actually make sense for your body. It stops being a fight. It becomes natural.

Is This For You?

OUMA is not for everyone. If you've already cracked your health code and everything's cruising—honestly, amazing! You don't need this. Keep doing whatever magic you're doing.

But if you've ever felt stuck despite doing "all the right things"... if plateaus make you want to scream... if you're exhausted from the restart-fail-restart cycle... or if you're just genuinely curious why your body seems to have its own agenda—then welcome. Pull up a chair. This is for you.

OUMA won't hand you another rulebook to fail at. It'll help you write your own.

And look, OUMA doesn't promise perfection. Because life isn't perfect. You'll fall off. Take breaks. Restart. Adjust. That's not failure—that's being gloriously, messily human. The difference? Now you'll actually understand what's happening and why. And that changes everything.

What Success Looks Like

If OUMA helps one person break the yo-yo cycle and finally understand their body—worth it. If it helps hundreds? Thousands? We succeeded. And if it becomes so natural you forget you're even using it because your health just... works now? Then we built something truly special.